nooklet:

*guy looks in my direction* *he could be the one by hannah montana starts playing*

(Source: hypergoomba, via hungarian)

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

(via earthnation)

bceky:

have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours

don’t

(via earthnation)

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

(via yugoswagic)

hungarian:

i don’t think we appreciate plates enough. they let u hold food without getting your hands dirty. plates are pretty special

meladoodle:

do any of you guys know any legal crimes?? i wanna be a ‘gangsta’ but i respect the law

(via kiddwaynejohnson)

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

(via kiddwaynejohnson)

mygreatescapefromthem:

crushes always starting like “oh wow he’s cute and pretty oh love is wonderful” then after a week it’ll already have turned to “god fucking shit why can’t it stop please i beg of you”