My dog York won’t do it for the Vine - Vine by Wellington Boyce
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Being a Christian doesn’t mean you have to be anti-science. I do believe in The Big Bang Theory, I just don’t think it’s funny or deserves six seasons.
leaked concept art for you & i music video
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
condoms are doing it right
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
NEW VID: I fell asleep on the toilet
seeing assholes u used to be friends with like
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and